Dear Idiotic Backwoods Southern Church -
Thank you so much for further solidifying the rest of the nation's opinion that we in the South are racist rednecks who haven't even two brain cells to rub together. While you're at it, can you please add to the other side of your sign that Jesus rode to temple on a velociraptor (since the earth is only 6,000 years old) and that insolent wimmins should be beaten for daring to wear slacks? Thanks so much.
A Southern Lady
ps- Shouldn't you guys be losing your tax-exempt status right about now for voicing political opinions? Just curious.
pss- Since the congregation is so behind you in this matter, perhaps you could just cut to the chase and put "We don't want no negro president" on the sign next time. Saves some time in translation.