Death came a-knockin' on my iPod's door

There it is, then. The noble life of one so close, snuffed out by the dreaded "click of death." We knew it was a possibility from the beginning, that we might not always be together. But my obsessive love and ipod's loyalty and trustworthiness wouldn't let mere lifespan stand in our way. I shall never forget you, my beloved.

But it's time to stop moping about and move on. I mean, it's been three whole days! I need something new, something sexy. Something younger and slimmer than before. Something that stimulates me visually as well as aurally. Finally, I have a new love in my life.

Currently Listening to: La Mer, by Nine Inch Nails
Quote OTD: by Emo Philips:
"When I was a kid, I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized that the Lord, in his wisdom, didn't work that way. So I just stole one and asked him to forgive me."
 

Comments

[TomC]

I am sooooo jealous.